I really am that funny.

I'll tell you something right now, and I know that there may be some people out there that may not want to hear this... But I am..

The funniest person I have ever known and possibly will ever know.

I have been known to make anyone from George Clooney to Jebus Christ himself crack up.

I know that it may be discouraging to all of you funny makers out there, but sometimes you just have to know when you've been out funnied. Granted, I am not funny all of the time. But 99.9% of the time, yes I really am that funny.


I just thought this was something that the public needed to know.


Thank you, that is all.